Nothing in the kitchen to speak of? Take a raw potato, some onion, bell pepper, and Spam or Ham or turkey or even hotdogs. You can use leftover boiled potato, cubed but I use raw grated. Saute until the onion is soft, the green pepper a bit charred and the meat has some browning. Crack in some eggs if you wish. Salt and pepper to taste. Literally use up parts of onion and peppers in the fridge, half a slice of ham or can of Spam or leftover turkey or those last two hot dogs. You can even add in some wilted veg like a stalk of celery, red bell pepper, a jalapeno, anything hanging around. I use one potato per person.
